Cave of Thrones S8Ep6 Part 6: BONUS SHOTS!

Note: This episode was moved to the "Notes from the ManCave" section of Part 5 over here if you are interested in listening to a lost part of the episode. 

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" for what is promised to be the last time. Even in a world where magic thrives, power is everything, and kings and queens battle for control, nothing is certain. And when you play the Game of Reaper, you win or you die.

In this very special bonus episode, you get a chance to peak behind the curtain in the back of the ManCave. CraigMakk, Serious Jest, and (Former) Intern Wacker were having an incredible discussion about the final minutes of the season finale...until they realized they had a Kingslayer of their own hidden in their midst. The (Grim) Reaper betrayed them, and all of Jest's comments were destroyed in a blaze of dragonfire (which means his mic was broken). But the conversations were enlightening enough that we thought it might be enjoyable for you to try and figure it all out for yourself. So take a listen as the three guys discuss retroactive storytelling as a crutch; cower in terror from Grey Worm Unleashed; educate yourself on how to determine who has the best claim in a world where words matter (but not as much as you might hope); pontificate on the nature of honor versus duty and the ramifications thereof; discover who the true villains of Game of Thrones really were; deliberate over successful versus failed redemption arcs; learn alongside the hosts about the true definition of an oligarchy; agonize over the pure and total loss of character agency at the eleventh hour; debate on how to choose political appointees in this antebellum world; laugh alongside some Westerosi jokes; and listen to Serious Jest's brand new voice, courtesy of one monster machine known as the (Grim) Reaper.

The new world order is upon us, and the future of the ManCave doesn't seem to bode well if this is any example. So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to a very special (and definitely final) episode of "Cave of Thrones!!!" while you still can.

Notes from the ManCave!!!

- Click here if you are interested in joining our office LftMC Discord server, where you can chat with all three of the guys about Game of Thrones (or anything else, for that matter) anytime you want. Wacker promises to check more often now.

- Find out more about the specifics behind the term "oligarchy" to learn how all three of the guys were mostly right by clicking here.

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Cave of Thrones!!! S8Ep6 Part 5: And Now Your Watch Has Ended

Welcome back to the series finale of "Cave of Thrones!!!" You may need some (Cave of) Therapy to get through this one, but don't worry....your boys are here to help you through the final hate-watching.

In this episode, CraigMakk tries his hardest to sound like a legit craft beer connoisseur to impress Jest; Serious Jest practices for his upcoming Netflix comedy special entitled "Dad Jokes Galore!;" plus you'll learn about the all-new GOT spin-off show, "Grumpkin's & Snark's Watch, Alaskan Outpost Edition;" find out what is CraigMakk's favorite "Live from the ManCave!!!" t-shirt of all time; get a deeper understanding of why you may not want to book any travel to Naath anytime soon; hear the guys debate whether or not Brienne got punked in the end or if Jaime deserved his "happy ending;" find out how a showrunner can change popular opinion simply by warging into the audience; get a stern reminder of why Serious Jest despises Sana so much; and much, much more, all while closing the final chapter on the Cave of Thrones series of shows. Oh, and they'll definitely get a little buzzed on some high-quality beers & ciders.

So sit back, grab yourself a beer (and a box of tissues), and welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" for the final time!

Notes from the ManCave!!!

-Check out our Discord server over here, where you can discuss all things "Game of Thrones" if you are still so inclined.

-Click here to learn more about which glasses are best for different types of beer, if you're into that sort of thing.

-Want to know more about those bullshit Sam Adams glasses? Check this link out. Or this one about its lack of trademark-ability. Or this one from Forbes that shows it's really all about making beer drinkers consume beer faster. But some people do tend to see some benefits with certain beers, such as this guy, so who really knows?
-Any interest in listening to the lost part of this episode, where Jest's mic crapped out leading to a conversation between a former intern, a co-host, and a teacher from Peanuts? Check out the "Cutting Room Floor" version over here.

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Cave of Thrones S8Ep6 Part 4: OH WORD?!?!

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" The night is almost over, the sun is rising, your watch is nearly over, and holy crap, is this a friggin' long episode of the show!!!

In this episode, CraigMakk learns an unfortunate potential misunderstanding regarding his podcast's name 10 years too late; Serious Jest tells you why he likes Skittles so much (SPOILER ALERT!!!: It's not what you think); plus you'll learn why No Doubt's "Don't Speak" should've referred to Tyrion; learn how Grey Worm makes decisions without a wifey to bounce ideas off; hear how good show-runners should know the difference between "the best story of anyone in the land" and "the most boring-ass story of any citizen in a fantasy world;" dive deep into political decision-making that is rarely deeper than "Yay" or "Nay;" relax while you listen to a professor-level lecture on the different types of cannabis available online; all while raising your awareness of some incredible-ass beers. Be careful, though...it's about to get Unsullied up in this piece. So sit back, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!"

Beer(s) of the Show: 

Serious Scrump Cider (11% ABV)

Broken Goblet Kili Black IPA (5.6% ABV, #285 out of 300 bottles brewed)

Notes from the FanCave!!!

- Join our Official Discord server by clicking here.

- Check out Tavour by clicking here.

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Cave of Thrones S8Ep6Pt3: A Westerosi Town Council Meeting

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" You're in the Endgame now, kids. Well, almost. More like an hour plus long show only to advance the episode another six minutes. Whatever, the guys talk a lot. Like that's news to you.

In this episode, CraigMakk completely loses control over the beer in the ManCave; Serious Jest accidentally shares his deep love for queen-style necrophilia; and special guest (former) Intern Wacker is absolutely certain that Drogan ate his Mom as soon as he left the castle. Plus, get ready to learn whether or not dragons truly understand symbolism; figure out how much B&W needed "dat Star Wars money;" gain a deeper understanding of how to tell epic storytelling time jumps via scraggly beards; debate how easy it is for anyone to get into a Westerosi Town Council Meeting these days; and much, much more. At least there are all these killer beers to ease you into the oblivion of your post-Thrones life. Well, almost all of them are killer. Damn you, Wacker. So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!"

Beer(s) of the Show: 

Six Point Citrus Jammer Gose

Adroit Theory Morpheus Hazy Imperial IPA (courtesy of Tavour)

Lagunitas IPA 

Special Guest Beer courtesy of (former) Intern Wacker

Notes from the ManCave!!!

-Check out our Discord server over here so you can join in all the fun and tell us what you think about Game of Thrones or anything else!

- Check out Tavour and use the referral code "448136" to get $10 off your first crate of beer!

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Cave of Thrones!!! S8Ep6 Part Two: DANY IS HITLER!!!

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" Shit is about to go down, and the dragon is about to get pissed. No, that's not a sexual euphemism, you sicko.

In this episode, CraigMakk learns that he's basically just a taller Tyrion; Serious Jest explains how he releases tension at a funeral in the most uncomfortable way possible (for everyone else); you'll learn a ton about the Dany-Hitler-Castro triangle defense of tyrants; Tyrion welcomes himself back to the ManCave in epic fashion; the guys write a best-selling book called, "How to Get Your Friends and Family to Give You Permission to Kill Your Queen Without Knowing Their Knowledge in 10 Easy Steps;" you'll get schooled on how dragons are really the O.G dolphins of Westeros; get ready to dig deep into how Thrones pulled all its most emotional material from "The Lion King;" uncover the true behind the scenes horror of how the guys reward one another for insightful podcast comments; learn why the guys should never, ever let Jim Sardonic moderate the show again (spoiler alert: he'll be back anyway); and much, much more. Yup, there's a helluva lot going on in this episode. Thank the Seven for the solid beers they drink to get through the heavy shit. So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!"

Beer of the Show: 

Monday Night Brewing's Dark Subject Matter Imperial Stout

Notes from the ManCave!!!

- Check out our Discord server over here, and you can join in all the shenanigans that Jim puts us through off mic.

- Join Tavour to get some insanely hard to find craft beers shipped to your house every month. Don't forget to use the referral code "448136" to get $10 off your first shipment!

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Cave of Thrones!!! S8Ep6 Part One: Going Full Targaryen

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" There's a lot to unpack in this episode, and soon your watch will be over. But know this, no matter what language she's speaking in, it sure sounds scary.

In this episode, CraigMakk reminds you that you must always Remember the Beetles; Serious Jest breaks out his newly-signed ManCave Chorus group; and the guys discuss the beginning of the series finale, including topics such as: why friends don't mix politics and brutal warfare; break down why the show really liked to lean in to its "White Savior Complex" a bit too much; dissect the eerie similarity in speech patterns between Targaryen leaders and a certain Nazi you may have heard of; roll out their brand new podcast, "The CraigMakk & Fiery Justice Show;" and much, much more. All while drinking some absolutely incredible beers that will make you want to (or need to) bend the knee. So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!"

Beer(s) of the Show: 

Dogfish Head Midas Touch Ancient Ale

Ommegang King in the North barrel-aged Imperial Stout

Three Floyd's Space Station Middle Finger Pale Ale

Notes from the ManCave!!!

- As always, join the official "Live from the ManCave!!!" Discord server here to join in the Thrones spoiler talk!

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Cave of Thrones!!! S8Ep5 Pt3: There Will Be Fire & Blood

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" There will be ground troops & Grey Worm, Fire & Blood, Kingdoms rising & Kingdoms falling...but most of all, THERE WILL BE BEER.

In the final part of this episode, CraigMakk explains why Qyburn and the Mountain shared one of the funniest scenes on the show; Serious Jest quotes some classics lines from GRRM such as "Oh word?"; and the guys discuss tons of topics such as advanced Westerosi sex movies; how to destroy a King's Landing Lego castle; the truth about how the castle's destruction was all an inside job; Jim keeps the shit moving along like a BAWSS; and much, much more, all while continuing to drink some amazing beers. Trust us, it's going to get ugly before it gets pretty for King's Landing. So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!"

Beer(s) of the Show: 

Bolero Snort 20th & Bull Imperial Stout

Dogfish Head American Beauty Pale Ale

Rochester Mills Chocolate Cheesecake Milkshake Stout

Notes from the ManCave!!!

-As always, check out our office LftMC Discord server over here.

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Cave of Thrones!!! S8Ep5 Part Two: Plan B, Bitches!!!

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" Who knows where this epic episode may take us all, but know this: we're all in Serious Danger now, kids.

In part two of this episode, CraigMakk introduces you to his meticulously thought out five-point "Bell Gates Plan;" Serious Jest debates the viability of night vision dragon tactics; and the guys rip apart the rampant undisciplined guard duty epidemic plaguing Westeros; offer some tips on absolutely how NOT to be a royal parent of King's Landing; tell funny stories about skull keeping with your brother; dissect embarrassing crossbow techniques on a sunny day; and much, much more. And all this while they continue to drink some incredible beers that will make you desire a Cersei-sized goblet of your own. So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!"

Beer(s) of the Show:

Bolero Snort 20th & Bull Imperial Stout

Dogfish Head American Beauty Pale Ale 

Rochester Mills Chocolate Cheesecake Milkshake Stout 

Notes from the ManCave!!!

-As always, check out our Discord server by clicking here.

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Cave of Thrones!!! S8Ep5 Part One: 99 Problems...

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" Some pretty insane stuff is about to go down. Dating in Westeros seems pretty intense, we're just sayin'. 

In this episode, CraigMakk talk about how war....war never changes (from Vietnam to King's Landing); Serious Jest takes another opportunity to spring Aubrey on an unsuspecting Makk; and both guys dig deep into the insensitivity that GRRM and the show runners just might have toward women and minorities; how The Carlton might look in 2019; how much betrayal is too much for a Queen of Dragons to handle; when keeping it real goes wrong for Varys; and much, much more. Plus they bring Jim Sardonic on to be a moderator and move things along, and he does a surprisingly good job. All this while drinking some astonishingly great beers. So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Cave of Therap...I mean Thrones!!!"

Beer(s) of the Show: 

Bolero Snort 20th & Bull Imperial Stout

Dogfish Head American Beauty Pale Ale

Rochester Mills Chocolate Cheesecake Milkshake Stout

Notes from the ManCave!!!

-As always, you can check us out on Discord over here.

-Check out the trailer for Bel-Air (2019) here.

-Find out more about HBO's "The Watchmen" sequel here.

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Cave of Thrones S8Ep3: The Long, Dark Episode

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" It's been a while since there was a Cave of Thrones...but you know the old saying: In the Cave, you either win, or you die. And there's no dragons down here.

In this episode, CraigMakk discusses his mastery of battle tactics with a dragon in an ice storm; Jest gets distracted easily by his absolute love of the SheBear; and both guys dive deep into the Battle for Winterfell, both good and bad. You'll hear a ton about why it's your fault you have a shitty TV; why they would play a "Jordan vs Stark" game immediately; breakdown the tragedy that is the Night King's backstory; find out about a brand new amazing way to get awesome beers called Tavour; and dig deep into why George RR Martin needs to get to writing real soon, for the love of the seven gods! All of this while recording a live episode and drinking a whole lot of great beers. So strap in, grab yourself a beer or mug of Giant's milk, and welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!"

Beer(s) of the Show: 

Ballast Point's Victory at Sea Imperial Porter (10% ABV)

Hangar 24's Pugachev's Cobra Russian Imperial Stout (13% ABV) shipped through Tavour

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Cave of Thrones!!! Season 8 Ep3: The Long, Dark Episode

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" It's been a while since there was a Cave of Thrones...but you know the old saying: In the Cave, you either win, or you die. And there's no dragons down here.

In this episode, CraigMakk discusses his mastery of battle tactics with a dragon in an ice storm; Jest gets distracted easily by his absolute love of the SheBear; and both guys dive deep into the Battle for Winterfell, both good and bad. You'll hear a ton about why it's your fault you have a shitty TV; why they would play a "Jordan vs Stark" game immediately; breakdown the tragedy that is the Night King's backstory; find out about a brand new amazing way to get awesome beers called Tavour; and dig deep into why George RR Martin needs to get to writing real soon, for the love of the seven gods! All of this while recording a live episode and drinking a whole lot of great beers. So strap in, grab yourself a beer or mug of Giant's milk, and welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!"

Beer(s) of the Show: 

Ballast Point's Victory at Sea Imperial Porter (10% ABV)

Hangar 24's Pugachev's Cobra Russian Imperial Stout (13% ABV) shipped through Tavour

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Cave of Thrones Season 6 Finale - ALL MEN MUST DIE! (Part 2)

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" Obviously, there was a shitload to talk about in this episode, since the guys have already gone on twice as long as the episode actually was, and they're not done yet. It's not hyperbole that you should probably strap in for this episode.

 In this episode, CraigMakk digs deep into the psyche of one of his TV show heroes, a man who also threw a child from a window to protect his incestuous relationship with his sister (way to pick 'em, Makk); Jest explains why it's completely normal not to question your sister about why she conveniently forgot to mention that she called the cavalry (weren't you in the Marines, Jest??); and both guys discuss at length why GRRM is pretty much like Alec Baldwin telling a story during a camping trip. Oh, and the beer flows pretty openly in this one, so try to keep up. Strap in, grab a beer, and welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!"

Beers of the Show: 

Ommegang Take the Black Stout, which makes a repeat appearance as a very special gift from a loving cohost;

and Lagunitas CitruSinensis Blood Orange Pale Ale, because the hoppy burst will help you handle all the blood that will inevitably flow during this episode.

BONUS SHOTS:

Here are a couple pics of the Ommegang Game of Thrones Gift Pack that CraigMakk got for Serious Jest for Christmas, standing right next to the awesome Breaking Bad lamp that Jest gave Makk! Aren't they just the most adorable co-hosts?? Enjoy!

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Cave of Thrones Season 6 Finale - ALL MEN MUST DIE! (Part 1)

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" Just know that the ManCave is here to help you deal with the inevitable depression that settles in until next year when GoT returns. SPOILER ALERT: it'll require lots of alcohol.

With the finale of Season 6 now in the rear view mirror, the guys are here to help you express your feelings about all the death, destruction, and sometimes even some kickass murdering going on. In this part one of the full recap, CraigMakk shares some of his fears of working with an absolute murderous lunatic; Serious Jest introduces you to his brand new family sigil and catchphrase; and they both think that getting one pretty simple prediction correct means that they are always right. But we know better, don't we? Oh, and they'll drink a lot of alcohol as well...but of COURSE they do.

So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and get ready for the big season finale of "Cave of Thrones!" And all hail His Grace, Tommen of Houses Baratheon and Lannister, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and...wait, what happened??

Damn, that family sure is cursed.

Drinks of the Show: some kind of Puerto Rican rum (because why not?), and Dogfish Head Beer to Drink Music To, a strong-ass Belgian-style tripel that will have you enjoying the GoT theme song even more than you thought you would.

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Cave of Thrones Season 6, Episode 9 - Two Bastards Walk Into the North...

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" I'm sure you've heard the old joke before, "Two Bastards walk into the North, and one gets eaten by his pack of wild dogs." Oh, my bad, should we have said SPOILER ALERT? What can we say, we're a couple of bastards.

 In this semi-regular edition of "Cave of Thrones!!!", the guys break down the magnificent BastardBowl episode to give you the very best analysis they possibly can in a timely fashion while drinking. CraigMakk will blow your mind with his deep understanding of advanced battle tactics such as how to poke people to death with pointy sticks; Serious Jest gets an opportunity to explain why GoT is basically just shamelessly ripping off Tyler Durden; and you'll even get to hear a little LeBron bashing for your troubles. Oh, and of course they have some alcohol to make the conversation fly by with maximum cursing, So strap in, grab a beer, and get ready to listen to two real bastards talk about your favorite show in "Cave of Thrones!!!"

 Beer of the Show: Broken Goblet Brewery's Nori, a Belgian tripel brewed with lavender so sweet, you'll want to take a bath in it,
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Cave of Thrones Season 6, Episode 5- Hold the GODDAMN Door

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" We loved it so much the first time, we decided to do another special GoT episode. And this time, we convinced CraigMakk to let it out the door without any editing. So don't blame him if you hate it.

 This episode was a total mindfuck, so CraigMakk & Serious Jest needed to talk it out. There may or may not have been tears involved...you'll just need to listen for yourself. After the revelation of Hodor's tragic backstory, the half-Navy Seal baller status and half-small town hall meeting status of the Kinsmoot, and the full (for now) extent of Bran's power, you'll probably need a drink too. So come for the recap, stay for the insight, and run from the insanity of Live from the ManCave's newest "Cave of Thrones" special edition!

Beer of the Show: Ellicottville Brewing's Chocolate Cherry Bomb Imperial Stout, because only a powerful beer can help you handle feelings.

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Cave of Thrones Special Edition: Back in BLACK

Welcome to "Live from the ManCave!!!" In this very special edition, the fellas celebrate the most amazing invention of all time: the Internet. And they don't even talk about porn....much.

For the very first time, CraigMakk & Serious Jest utilize the Internet to do a satellite LftMC to discuss and full-spoiler review Game of Thrones, Season 6 Episode 2 moments after it ended. And in an effort to complicate matters even further, they also bring on their first ever remote third mic, "Black" Pedro Hernandez from the world-famous podcast "Black & White with You and Me." Some shit goes down, and we're not just talking about the beer.

As usual, CraigMakk will explain why it's okay to enjoy watching a naked man lay on a table for the better part of an hour; Jest will compare the cast of GoT to our beloved president (Sorry, Obama! He's Peruvian, he can't help it!); and newcomer Black Pedro blows them all away with his discussion about White Walkers and climate change. Trust me...it's as epic as it is insane. So sit back, grab a beer, and welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!"

Beer of the Show: Since it was remote, we each chose our own:

CraigMakk: Broken Goblet's Carle the Great Russian Imperial Stout (aged in Glenfiddich Scotch Barrels), a strong and powerful stout fit only for a king...or a drunk.

Serious Jest: Sixpoint Brewery Resin, a powerful hoppy, citrusy, and piney brew, all channeled into one vessel, not unlike our favorite reanimated Westerosi.

Black Pedro: Golden Road Brewing Get Up Offa That Brown, a balanced and drinkable brown ale, one that will allow you to keep your head instead of losing it.
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Episode 15 - ManCave Rising

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" What you are about to listen to is a very special bit of podcast history. This is the day the ManCave rose from the ashes, and returned to dominate your ears with sounds that are sometimes funny, sometimes just plain mean, but always loud and usually drunk. Welcome back...we missed you too.

In this Episode, CraigMakk explains why Father's Day is his favorite holiday (in Westeros), Jest decides a little racism is the best way to start the show (by accident, of course), and the boys get excited (bro!) over their brand new THEME SONG to celebrate their return (spoiler alert: it's really, really terrible). All while getting pretty drunk with the Men on the Wall...so it's pretty par for the course by now.

So thanks for joining us in our triumphant return to your iPod, and just sit back, grab a beer, and welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!"

Notes from the ManCave: Don't forget to check out Dominik Omega & the Arcitype, the duo that brought you that amazing "Game of Thrones" hip-hop remix from this episode. Omega is also responsible for the incredible "Arya's Prayer" off the GoT mixtape album, "Catch the Throne."

Beer of the Show: Brewery Ommegang's "Take the Black Stout", a Game of Thrones celebratory beer that is as dark and terrifying as the men guarding the Wall.




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