Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Episode Eleven - ManCave MovieNight - Drunken Spelunkin'


Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave" for another ManCave MovieNight! Set your spoiler alarm, because CraigMakk recommends seeing The Avengers, and the guys discuss upcoming movies that they're looking forward to (boy, were they wrong on some of them!) They finally go full spoiler on previous "Watch That Sh*t" selections Sanctum and 9. But first, enjoy some more of the amazing adventures of your favorite alcoholic's favorite alcoholics.

In this episode, CraigMakk pays for snitching on another drunk guy; Serious Jest eats a poor, unsuspecting fence; and the guys enjoy some incredible beers, even if they have to pay for it later. There's a moral to this story about never trusting bouncers or police...or maybe it was don't drink and parkour...but the guys are too drunk to learn any lessons. So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!"

Beer of the Show:
(which is not related in any way to Shia LaBeouf's brother, 
no matter how many times Serious Jest tried to summon him)

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Episode Ten - Three Guys Walk Into a Bar...


 Welcome to Live from the ManCave!!! We've been saying it for months, but today we finally did it. We finally went and brought someone creepier than ourselves on the Internet. And BOY do things just go downhill from there.

In this episode, CraigMakk desperately explains the truth behind why R.M.S.P. ("real men see plays"); Jest tries to prove that he is most definitely NOT Mexican; and third mic Jon from INeedAnotherDrink.com proves that older married guys can still have hot moms. Seriously, his mom is hot. Go on, Google her....we'll wait.


Throughout it all you'll learn how women need to repair after childbirth, how Christmas and acid leads to near-death experiences, and why Eddie Murphy ruins everything. Oh, and don't expect to learn anything from Jon at all, because we never let him finish a sentence. But boy, do we get drunk. So sit back, grab a beer, and welcome to "Live from the ManCave!!!"


Beer of the Show: The Bruery's Mischief, a dry, hoppy Belgian Ale that will get you wrecked just like us.


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Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Episode Nine - ManCave MovieNight - Project Guest


In this ManCave MovieNight episode, we preview 21 Jump Street & Hunger Games, then go full-blown spoiler on Game of Thrones Season One, Tucker & Dale vs Evil, The Longest Day, and Project X. Prepare for one hell of a podcast adventure!

In this episode, CraigMakk professes his new-found movie soulmate while adamantly defending her age of consent; Serious Jest explains why people say incredibly dumb things while being shot at; and we welcome Jon from the "I Need Another Drink" blog before immediately realizing he is intensely creepy. Don't forget to watch "Game of Thrones, "Tucker & Dale vs Evil", "The Longest Day" and "Project X" before listening, or we will spoil it for you. We'll do it. That's how we roll.

Throughout it all, you'll learn how two men can be partners and not be lovers, why movies didn't get good until the 1970's, and find out how much you truly can do in 3.3 seconds, all while getting drunk with the guys. So sit back, grab a beer, and welcome to "Live from the ManCave!!!"

Beer of the Show: Palm Belgian Pale Ale, an "incredibly drinkable shitty beer."


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Thursday, April 12, 2012

Episode Eight - George Washington Carver: Valentine Hunter

Welcome to "Live from the ManCave!!!" As you probably (don't) know, the even episodes are our regular old episodes, with all the knee-slapping humor and witty banter you've come to know and love. At least that's what we say when we're crying ourselves to sleep at night. I mean partying and sleeping with random women!! Yeah, that's more like it.

In this episode, CraigMakk explains how much he hates men with girl's names, Jest proves that his favorite show on television is the commercial break, and the guys profess their man-love for the Giants in an overly drunk, and possibly creepy, fashion.

Throughout it all. you'll probably get all riled up over ACTA, why not to EVER piss off Anonymous, and how to be two-faced to celebrities through sound clips to get them to come on your podcast. So sit back, grab a drink, and welcome to "Live from the ManCave!!!"


Beer of the Show: Unibroue's Maudite, a strong amber-red ale that will have you feeling pretty Damned yourself!


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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Episode Seven - ManCave MovieNight - The Horrible Burro Chronicles

 Welcome to "Live from the ManCave!!!" Due to popular demand, we decided to spin off our movie review segment into it's very own podcast, entitled "ManCave MovieNight". Yes, you're welcome. No, we don't drink any less. Yes, we like to hear ourselves on the Internet.

In this episode, CraigMakk explains why Will Smith will try desperately to be cast in "Chronicle 2", and Serious Jest points out the importance of prosthetics and makeup in a good comedy. Don't forget to watch "Horrible Bosses" and "The Adjustment Bureau" before you listen, or prepare to be SPOILED. You have been warned.

Throughout it all, you'll learn even more about TGE ("the girlfriend experience"), why movies aren't nearly as good when you are half-asleep, and listen to the guys get drunk while deciding how best to propose to Emily Blunt. So sit back, grab a drink, and welcome to "Live from the ManCave!!!"


Beer of the Show: Abita Brewing's S.O.S. (Save Our Shore), a very charitable pilsner...get drunk AND save the world!


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Saturday, March 10, 2012

Episode 7 - Bonus Features


In Episode Seven, we unveil our newest invention: the ManCave MovieNight! This wonderful creation allows us to focus an entire episode on our World-Famous "Watch That Shit!" segment, essentially becoming a full "spoilercast". This will allow you to control how you spoil movies for yourself. Or go back and watch the movies and catch up on the MovieNights without getting behind on our even MORE World-Famous LFtMC Episodes! Or just skip them because you don't care. Whatever, we don't care, as long as you subscribe to our show. If we learned anything from Nielsen ratings, it's that if you stick your head in the sand and pretend you don't worry about changes likes "the Internet" and "people's tastes" and "watching habits," you can stay in business forever.


So anyway, in this episode we do a spoiler-free review of Chronicle for you, in case you want to see that in the theater. We also get pretty spoil-heavy on "Horrible Bosses" and "The Adjustment Bureau," so make sure you've either seen them or don't care. Because we'll spoil it. We'll do it. Seriously, we don't care. We're crazy like that.

Lucky for you, there's not a whole lot you need to know for this brand-new episode, the ManCave MovieNight. So simply enjoy some Abita S.O.S. Pilsner, and let us know what you think at Podcast@LiveManCave.com!


Sunday, February 26, 2012

Episode Six - Pop Bottles

Welcome to "Live from the ManCave!!!" and welcome to 2012! We decided to hold our very own New Year's Party in the ManCave....we don't care when the year actually started. We're all supposed to die this year anyway, so does it really matter??

 In this episode, CraigMakk makes a bunch of Resolutions that involve a whole lot of work for other people (and none for himself), and Serious Jest explains why the DEA should give up the War on Drugs and instead turn their sights on The Matrix. Then prepare to be wowed by the pomp and circumstance of our very First Annual ManCave Awards! Listen in as CraigMakk & Serious Jest host a very professional awards show with their good friend, Mr. Announcer Voice Guy. BOY, do those guys love Rampage Jackson.

Throughout it all, you'll learn about a bunch of shows and movies you may have never seen, get a better understanding of SOPA/PIPA than you ever wanted, spoil the shit out of two movies you've never heard of called "Quicksand" and "Rare Exports", and listen to the guys get drunk while arguing over the finer points of elves' rights. So sit back, grab a drink, and welcome to "Live from the ManCave!!!"


 Champagne of the Show: An awful, awful prosecco called Zardetto. GodDAMN you, Tim.


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Sunday, February 19, 2012

Episode Six - Bonus Features


In Episode Six, we ring in the New Year ManCave-style! First off, we do a bunch of ManCave Resolutions while drinking the official "ManCave Champagne of the Show," called Zardetto Prosecco. It's pretty terrible. Please, don't blame us. Blame Tim. He sucks at his job.

Next, we kick off our first-ever "ManCave Awards Show!" If you like the lead-in song, here's some more info. They are called Karmin, and you can follow them on Twitter at @KarminMusic. They have a bunch of songs and links you can check out. Let us know what you think at Podcast@LiveManCave.com.

He really does love him.



Now back to the Awards Show. As you will see, we  circle back to many of our Award-winners with some well-placed clips for your enjoyment. One of those clips is an incredible remix of Charlie Sheen's interview, which you can find a link to here and even download for free. We also cannot recommend Wilfred enough. How awesome does this look?






(App) 79 mins 
(R) 84 mins
Our Movie Review segment includes a full-spoiler discussion on "Quicksand" and "Rare Exports", which is probably the first time you've ever heard of either. For your information, "Quicksand" is a 1950 film noir, and "Rare Exports" is a brand new Christmas classic. Check them out first, then listen to our review and discussion in Episode Six. 

Let us know what you think at Podcast@LiveManCave.com. Seriously, we want to know!


You can join the fight here.
Oh, and for the high-brow intelligent types among our listeners, to find out more about SOPA and PIPA, as well as the multinational ACTA, take a look here. Are we right to be afraid? We think so. But maybe we're just paranoid drunks. It's very possible.


Friday, January 27, 2012

Episode Five - The Christmas Party

Welcome to "Live from the ManCave!!!" This time around we actually have a legitimate Christmas-themed episode. We figured now that all your decorations are down and the tree is in the garbage, we can help you with those post-holiday blues by celebrating with your favorite podcast like it never ended! And to think you say we never gave you anything...

In this episode, things start out great as CraigMakk discusses some insane and potentially deadly family holiday parties from Christmas' past; Serious Jest does his best to prove that he's not cheap with regards to gift-giving, he's just frugal and more about the thought than the gift (i.e. cheap); and even Chewie makes a couple of key yet suspect appearances from his company holiday party!

Then things quickly go to hell (or is it heaven?), as Jest preaches his most inner beliefs about spotlights from heaven, the meaning of love conquering all, and why God doesn't have to play by his own rules....all while INCREDIBLY inebriated from SoCoEeNo (you'll have to listen to know what that means).

Throughout all the insanity, you will have heard about a bunch of great gifts to give or receive, the ManCave's favorite Christmas movies of all time, and some of the best holiday beers on the planet...all while teaching you the all-new "ManCave Drinking Game!" See, that's why you listen! So sit back, grab a (holiday) drink, and welcome to "Live from the ManCave!!!"

Beer of the Show: Noel Baladin, an Italian Christmas Ale, and apparently Jest's favorite beer ever.

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Episode Five - Bonus Features



In Episode Five, we celebrate all things Christmas and beer. First and foremost, here is a list of all the holiday beers we imbibed, beginning with the "Beer of the Show":











































And while you're at it, check out the ManCave's go-to book for great Christmas beer, entitled, what else but "Christmas Beer".







We also build a pretty amazing Christmas List of gifts we'd love to receiv...we mean give our loved ones. Take a look and see what you want to buy yourself with that hefty Christmas bonus!

CraigMakk's List                               Serious Jest's List
*Sonos Play 3                                                   *"Suck It Trebek" T-Shirt
*TiVo Premiere Elite                                           *Drinxx Waterproof Playing Cards
*Beo-Vision 485 850-inch 3D TV                          *Paper Voodoo Notebook
*Armourgeddon Tank Paintball                            *Skullcandy Headphones
*(Bonus Gift) iPad 2 Gold History Edition             *Fathead City Skyline


Interested in reading more about our movie picks this episode? Check out Cyrus and Black Death to find out more! Plus, if you are really in the mood to be serious (jest), here is a great wiki that delves into some of the key issues in the discussion of Paganism versus Christianity