Cave of Thrones S8Ep6 Part 4: OH WORD?!?!

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" The night is almost over, the sun is rising, your watch is nearly over, and holy crap, is this a friggin' long episode of the show!!!

In this episode, CraigMakk learns an unfortunate potential misunderstanding regarding his podcast's name 10 years too late; Serious Jest tells you why he likes Skittles so much (SPOILER ALERT!!!: It's not what you think); plus you'll learn why No Doubt's "Don't Speak" should've referred to Tyrion; learn how Grey Worm makes decisions without a wifey to bounce ideas off; hear how good show-runners should know the difference between "the best story of anyone in the land" and "the most boring-ass story of any citizen in a fantasy world;" dive deep into political decision-making that is rarely deeper than "Yay" or "Nay;" relax while you listen to a professor-level lecture on the different types of cannabis available online; all while raising your awareness of some incredible-ass beers. Be careful, though...it's about to get Unsullied up in this piece. So sit back, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!"

Beer(s) of the Show: 

Serious Scrump Cider (11% ABV)

Broken Goblet Kili Black IPA (5.6% ABV, #285 out of 300 bottles brewed)

Notes from the FanCave!!!

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Episode 27 Part Three- Why So Serious???

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" Normally you come for the funny, but this time, it's deadly Serious. Don't despair, the Jest will come eventually.

In this episode, CraigMakk shares his thoughts on ol' Melting Face McConnell (spoiler alert: they ain't great); Serious Jest takes a bold and aggressive stance on race-baiting jerks (spoiler alert: they ain't so great neither); and both guys talk about some Serious-Ass topics while drinking some Serious-Ass beers. Trust me, there's still some funny buried in there. It'll just take you a minute to find it. So grab yourself a beer, strap in, and welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!"

Beers of the Show:

More of NJ Beer Company's "Enjoy 004 Milk Stout"

(Why mess with a winner?)

Broken Goblet's "Fools & Kings Belgian Dubbel"

Notes from the ManCave: 

Jacqueline Battalora's "Birth of a White Nation"

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Cave of Thrones Season 6, Episode 9 - Two Bastards Walk Into the North...

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" I'm sure you've heard the old joke before, "Two Bastards walk into the North, and one gets eaten by his pack of wild dogs." Oh, my bad, should we have said SPOILER ALERT? What can we say, we're a couple of bastards.

 In this semi-regular edition of "Cave of Thrones!!!", the guys break down the magnificent BastardBowl episode to give you the very best analysis they possibly can in a timely fashion while drinking. CraigMakk will blow your mind with his deep understanding of advanced battle tactics such as how to poke people to death with pointy sticks; Serious Jest gets an opportunity to explain why GoT is basically just shamelessly ripping off Tyler Durden; and you'll even get to hear a little LeBron bashing for your troubles. Oh, and of course they have some alcohol to make the conversation fly by with maximum cursing, So strap in, grab a beer, and get ready to listen to two real bastards talk about your favorite show in "Cave of Thrones!!!"

 Beer of the Show: Broken Goblet Brewery's Nori, a Belgian tripel brewed with lavender so sweet, you'll want to take a bath in it,
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Cave of Thrones Special Edition: Back in BLACK

Welcome to "Live from the ManCave!!!" In this very special edition, the fellas celebrate the most amazing invention of all time: the Internet. And they don't even talk about porn....much.

For the very first time, CraigMakk & Serious Jest utilize the Internet to do a satellite LftMC to discuss and full-spoiler review Game of Thrones, Season 6 Episode 2 moments after it ended. And in an effort to complicate matters even further, they also bring on their first ever remote third mic, "Black" Pedro Hernandez from the world-famous podcast "Black & White with You and Me." Some shit goes down, and we're not just talking about the beer.

As usual, CraigMakk will explain why it's okay to enjoy watching a naked man lay on a table for the better part of an hour; Jest will compare the cast of GoT to our beloved president (Sorry, Obama! He's Peruvian, he can't help it!); and newcomer Black Pedro blows them all away with his discussion about White Walkers and climate change. Trust me...it's as epic as it is insane. So sit back, grab a beer, and welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!"

Beer of the Show: Since it was remote, we each chose our own:

CraigMakk: Broken Goblet's Carle the Great Russian Imperial Stout (aged in Glenfiddich Scotch Barrels), a strong and powerful stout fit only for a king...or a drunk.

Serious Jest: Sixpoint Brewery Resin, a powerful hoppy, citrusy, and piney brew, all channeled into one vessel, not unlike our favorite reanimated Westerosi.

Black Pedro: Golden Road Brewing Get Up Offa That Brown, a balanced and drinkable brown ale, one that will allow you to keep your head instead of losing it.
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Episode 17 - The Horror Show

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" Be afraid...be very afraid. On the Internet, no one can hear you scream. This is a very spooooooky episode. Prepare to bear witness to a horror unlike you have ever heard before.

CraigMakk is going to swear he was on muscle relaxers to deal with the stress of editing and perfecting this incredible podcast. Or that he had to undergo an emergency root canal somewhere between the first and second break. Or even that he accidentally fired a horse tranquilizer directly into his neck in what will come to be known as the "Freak Horse Tranquilizer Incident." But whatever else you do, DO NOT believe him.

In this episode, CraigMakk & Serious Jest almost break up over over haunted houses (it's best not to dwell on it), CraigMakk struggles mightily to explain why a movie where the apes represent a certain group of people totally isn't racist, Serious Jest breaks down how torture getting him sexually aroused is completely normal, and Clueless says....well, nothing really. And FOR THE LOVE OF GOD does one of the co-hosts get completely and utterly annihilated through alcohol. We dare you not to cringe, but we dare you even more to ever listen to another episode again after this shit show. One thing is for certain...the Serial Podcast, this sure ain't.

Beer of the Show: Broken Goblet Under Her Spell Saison....and a hell of a lot of it, apparently.




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