Friday, May 24, 2019

Cave of Thrones!!! S8Ep6 Part One: Going Full Targaryen

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" There's a lot to unpack in this episode, and soon your watch will be over. But know this, no matter what language she's speaking in, it sure sounds scary.

In this episode, CraigMakk reminds you that you must always Remember the Beetles; Serious Jest breaks out his newly-signed ManCave Chorus group; and the guys discuss the beginning of the series finale, including topics such as: why friends don't mix politics and brutal warfare; break down why the show really liked to lean in to its "White Savior Complex" a bit too much; dissect the eerie similarity in speech patterns between Targaryen leaders and a certain Nazi you may have heard of; roll out their brand new podcast, "The CraigMakk & Fiery Justice Show;" and much, much more. All while drinking some absolutely incredible beers that will make you want to (or need to) bend the knee. So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!"

Beer(s) of the Show: 

Dogfish Head Midas Touch Ancient Ale


Ommegang King in the North barrel-aged Imperial Stout


Three Floyd's Space Station Middle Finger Pale Ale


Notes from the ManCave!!!
- As always, join the official "Live from the ManCave!!!" Discord server here to join in the Thrones spoiler talk!

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Sunday, May 19, 2019

Cave of Thrones!!! S8Ep5 Pt3: There Will Be Fire & Blood

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" There will be ground troops & Grey Worm, Fire & Blood, Kingdoms rising & Kingdoms falling...but most of all, THERE WILL BE BEER.

In the final part of this episode, CraigMakk explains why Qyburn and the Mountain shared one of the funniest scenes on the show; Serious Jest quotes some classics lines from GRRM such as "Oh word?"; and the guys discuss tons of topics such as advanced Westerosi sex movies; how to destroy a King's Landing Lego castle; the truth about how the castle's destruction was all an inside job; Jim keeps the shit moving along like a BAWSS; and much, much more, all while continuing to drink some amazing beers. Trust us, it's going to get ugly before it gets pretty for King's Landing. So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!"

Beer(s) of the Show: 

Bolero Snort 20th & Bull Imperial Stout

Dogfish Head American Beauty Pale Ale

Rochester Mills Chocolate Cheesecake Milkshake Stout

Notes from the ManCave!!!
-As always, check out our office LftMC Discord server over here.

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Saturday, May 18, 2019

Cave of Thrones!!! S8Ep5 Part Two: Plan B, Bitches!!!

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" Who knows where this epic episode may take us all, but know this: we're all in Serious Danger now, kids.

In part two of this episode, CraigMakk introduces you to his meticulously thought out five-point "Bell Gates Plan;" Serious Jest debates the viability of night vision dragon tactics; and the guys rip apart the rampant undisciplined guard duty epidemic plaguing Westeros; offer some tips on absolutely how NOT to be a royal parent of King's Landing; tell funny stories about skull keeping with your brother; dissect embarrassing crossbow techniques on a sunny day; and much, much more. And all this while they continue to drink some incredible beers that will make you desire a Cersei-sized goblet of your own. So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!"

Beer(s) of the Show:

Bolero Snort 20th & Bull Imperial Stout

Dogfish Head American Beauty Pale Ale 

Rochester Mills Chocolate Cheesecake Milkshake Stout 

Notes from the ManCave!!!
-As always, check out our Discord server by clicking here.

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Friday, May 17, 2019

Cave of Thrones!!! S8Ep5 Part One: 99 Problems...

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" Some pretty insane stuff is about to go down. Dating in Westeros seems pretty intense, we're just sayin'. 

In this episode, CraigMakk talk about how war....war never changes (from Vietnam to King's Landing); Serious Jest takes another opportunity to spring Aubrey on an unsuspecting Makk; and both guys dig deep into the insensitivity that GRRM and the show runners just might have toward women and minorities; how The Carlton might look in 2019; how much betrayal is too much for a Queen of Dragons to handle; when keeping it real goes wrong for Varys; and much, much more. Plus they bring Jim Sardonic on to be a moderator and move things along, and he does a surprisingly good job. All this while drinking some astonishingly great beers. So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Cave of Therap...I mean Thrones!!!"

Beer(s) of the Show: 

Bolero Snort 20th & Bull Imperial Stout

Dogfish Head American Beauty Pale Ale

Rochester Mills Chocolate Cheesecake Milkshake Stout

Notes from the ManCave!!!
-As always, you can check us out on Discord over here.
-Check out the trailer for Bel-Air (2019) here.
-Find out more about HBO's "The Watchmen" sequel here.

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Wednesday, May 1, 2019

Cave of Thrones S8Ep3: The Long, Dark Episode



Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" It's been a while since there was a Cave of Thrones...but you know the old saying: In the Cave, you either win, or you die. And there's no dragons down here.

In this episode, CraigMakk discusses his mastery of battle tactics with a dragon in an ice storm; Jest gets distracted easily by his absolute love of the SheBear; and both guys dive deep into the Battle for Winterfell, both good and bad. You'll hear a ton about why it's your fault you have a shitty TV; why they would play a "Jordan vs Stark" game immediately; breakdown the tragedy that is the Night King's backstory; find out about a brand new amazing way to get awesome beers called Tavour; and dig deep into why George RR Martin needs to get to writing real soon, for the love of the seven gods! All of this while recording a live episode and drinking a whole lot of great beers. So strap in, grab yourself a beer or mug of Giant's milk, and welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!"

Beer(s) of the Show: 

Ballast Point's Victory at Sea Imperial Porter (10% ABV)

Hangar 24's Pugachev's Cobra Russian Imperial Stout (13% ABV) shipped through Tavour


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Cave of Thrones!!! Season 8 Ep3: The Long, Dark Episode

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" It's been a while since there was a Cave of Thrones...but you know the old saying: In the Cave, you either win, or you die. And there's no dragons down here.

In this episode, CraigMakk discusses his mastery of battle tactics with a dragon in an ice storm; Jest gets distracted easily by his absolute love of the SheBear; and both guys dive deep into the Battle for Winterfell, both good and bad. You'll hear a ton about why it's your fault you have a shitty TV; why they would play a "Jordan vs Stark" game immediately; breakdown the tragedy that is the Night King's backstory; find out about a brand new amazing way to get awesome beers called Tavour; and dig deep into why George RR Martin needs to get to writing real soon, for the love of the seven gods! All of this while recording a live episode and drinking a whole lot of great beers. So strap in, grab yourself a beer or mug of Giant's milk, and welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!"

Beer(s) of the Show: 

Ballast Point's Victory at Sea Imperial Porter (10% ABV)

Hangar 24's Pugachev's Cobra Russian Imperial Stout (13% ABV) shipped through Tavour

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Sunday, March 3, 2019

Episode 28 Part Four: Round Four...FIGHT!!!

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" Did you think the guys tend to agree on pretty much everything in previous episodes? Get ready to hear how wrong you really are...this is the episode where some Serious FuckShit happens.

In this episode, the guys make the decision to try to tackle some really really serious topics while being seriously inebriated...it's up to you to decide if they succeed. You'll definitely hear CraigMakk double down on his hatred of a pretty specific rapper in every aspect of his being; Serious Jest will show you why you really wouldn't like him when he's angry; and the guys will debate all types of popular topics such as R. Kelly the Monster; the Case of the Horrendous Nursing Home Guy; Drake the Fondler; the heart-breaking Jazmine Barnes case; Kevin "The Douchebag" Spacey's video; the uplifting updates to Cyntoia Brown's story; the awesomeness that is Emma Stone; and Ajit Pai Strikes Back. Oh, and they just continue in a downward spiral of drunkenness. So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!"

Notes from the ManCave!!!
- Check out our official Discord server over here.
-Plenty of new updates to the R. Kelly story over here.
- Learn more about the Drake fondling story over here.
- Watch the horrendous "Let Me Be Frank" video by clicking here.

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Friday, February 15, 2019

Episode 28 Part Three: The Penalty Beer Strikes Back

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" This one is kind of like the dark middle chapter of your favorite podcast's favorite podcast. They thought they had defeated the penalty beer forever...little did they know, they were very wrong. The Penalty Beer ALWAYS wins in the end.

In this episode, CraigMakk plays the role of the roguish scoundrel who is betrayed by his drunken co-host; Serious Jest plays the role of the naive Jedi who battles his father/the penalty beer in a cave of alcohol enthusiasm and loses; and both guys decide to talk about some serious stuff in a decidedly un-serious manner. Plus, you'll hear them rant about shit they hated in the all new "2017 in Review ManCave Shit List" and try their damnedest to stay sober while they drink some amazing beers (Spoiler Alert: no one really wins). So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!"

Beer of the Show: 
Founder's Curmudgeon's Better Half

Notes from the ManCave!!!:
-Check out the show's Discord server over here.
-Check out our "Ready Player 2" archive of gameplay videos over here.
-Feel free to blast "Jump Into the Light" on Yelp by clicking here...because it truly is horrendous.


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Sunday, February 3, 2019

Episode 28 Part Two: You Drunk My Battleship!!!

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!," where the holidays never truly end as long as it's still cold outside. And if you live anywhere in North America, holy CRAP, is it friggin' cold outside!

In this episode, CraigMakk continues his heroic ability to control his own self-inflicted "safe word"; Jest proves himself a podcast rookie when it comes to mic technique; and the guys deconstruct a nearly 80 year old apparent Christmas tradition of peer pressuring women via song and mysterious drinks. Also, welcome to the brand new Christmas tradition of ManCave Battleship, which you will surely be playing for years on end with your children and grandchildren! Okay, maybe not. But CraigMakk & Serious Jest sure will, and screw you, because this is their podcast. Oh, and prepare to hear about a ton of incredible holiday beers, because....why, not, am I right? So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!", holiday-style!

Beer(s) of the Show: 

Flying Monkeys Chocolate Manifesto Triple Chocolate Milk Stout

Dogfish Head Mixed Media "Saison-esque" Ale

Treehouse Brewing Julius American IPA

Notes from the ManCave!!!
-As always, you can check out the ManCave Discord server over here.
-Show the Holderness family's "Cold Outside/Consent Song" some love by clicking here.
-Or you can check out the creepy original by clicking here...if you're into that sort of thing.
-If ManCave Battleship was your thing, you can always go back and listen to all the "LftMC!!!" insanity throughout 2018 by clicking here!
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