Episode 30 Part Three: Clicks per Second

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" As the holiday shenanigans continue, you get an opportunity to learn all there is to know about GabeGonzo! SPOILER ALERT: He fits in with the degenerates pretty well.

In this episode, CraigMakk learns that he's not nearly smart enough to hang with the MOBA boys; Serious Jest mocks the "PC gamer nerds" because they probably get more ass than he does; Special Guest GabeGonzo hopes and prays his wife never listens to this episode; plus, get ready for an insanely deep dive into Dota 2 (whether you wanted to or not); hear a special PSA to Sony to bring back SOCOM mic communication; laugh while you hear the sentient ManCave itself give GabeGonzo the Gong Show hook; and much more, all while enjoying some great beers. So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" The one podcast where you can always keep the change, you filthy animal!

Notes from the ManCave!!!

-As always, check out the ManCave Official Discord server where you 
can stay involved all day long over here!
-Check out what GabeGonzo is playing over at Twitch.TV/GabeGonzo.
-Follow @MBKPodcast to learn more about issues and discussions

   from a black and brown perspective, coming soon to the BrainyYaks 

Podcast Network!

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Episode 30 Part Two: Drunk Elephant Gift Guide

Happy Holidays, and welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" The festivities continue as the guys start exchanging gifts...and singing Christmas carols together. Yup, this one gets weird.

In part two of the holiday extravaganza, CraigMakk proves why everyone calls him a fancy mutha-fuckin' wizard; newly crowned Mr. Inspector Jest shows how easily he is swayed from wholesome gifts given by loved ones simply by being offered a sex toy; and special guest GabeGonzo shares stories about his good old days (otherwise known as his rampant pre-10 year old binge drinking days); plus you'll hear all about the dangers of tribalism through alcoholic beverages; learn about some brand new ways to mix drinks in ways you never thought possible; listen to the ManCave Christmas Tree serenade the guys whether they want him to or not; and hear about some absolutely kick-ass gifts that will at the very least make you jealous that you're partner isn't as cool as these guys; all while learning about some absolutely insane beers you probably never even heard of before. So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" Because we're all in this together!

Beer(s) of the Show:

Silver City Brewing Bourbon Barrel-Aged Super Kwik Stout

Bolero Snort Bergen County 20th & Bull Stout

Broken Goblet How Do You Like Them Apples Dark Ale Graff 

brewed with Apple Cider

Levante Brewing Tickle Parts IPA

Returning Guest and Truly Horrible Penalty Beer, 

Budweiser Copper Lager

Bonus Penalty Beer,

4Loko Peach 

Notes from the ManCave!!!

-As always, join our Discord server for more fun and shenanigans 

by clicking here.

-Check out the real gifts the guys bought each other:

a) the Dali Melting Bar Clock from Jest

b) the Brasserie d'Achouffe Variety Pack from Makk

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Episode 30 Part One: Santa's on Vacation

Happy Holidays from "Live from the ManCave!!!" In this first part of their annual Holiday Party episode, the guys welcome in a couple of guests to celebrate...and uncover the type of sponsorship they REALLY need. Spoiler Alert: it's definitely not the fun beer company kind, but it sure is related to alcohol.

In part one, CraigMakk channels his inner school-teacher at story time, much to the other guys' dismay; Serious Jest demonstrates how his (very loud) "inner voice" tries to stop his inappropriate behavior and invariably fails; special guest GabeGonzo proclaims his true love for thick beer head; second special guest Luimbe will show his true colors as an uncomfortably large Space Force fan; plus, you'll hear a first-ever "ManCave Aged Beer Taste Challenge;" listen to the guys workshop their all-new "Ass Beer" marketing campaign slogans; enjoy a surprisingly in-depth review of 1971's "Oregon Trail" in 2019; join them in a very personal interview with Luimbe and learn how much better of a person he is than just about anyone even tangentially related to the ManCave; discuss some all-time favorite Christmas movies while picking apart the Griswold Family ManCave; and much more, all while enjoying some incredible Christmas beers. Just make sure you took a Christmas Vacation from work to celebrate with the guys...you're going to need it after this one. So strap in, grab yourself a holiday beer (or three), and welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" Because, as always, the shitter's full! 

Beer(s) of the Show:

The Bruery's 12 Drummers Drumming

Anchor Brewing's Merry Christmas & Happy New Year Our Special Ale 

(2015 and 2016 varieties)

Notes from the ManCave!!!

-As always, you can join in all of the debauchery at our Discord server by clicking here.

-Check out the brand new "BrainyYaks Network" by following us at @BrainyYaksPods, and stay tuned!

-Check out all the amazing things that Luimbe is up to by following him at @Luimbe, and donate to his Covenant House Sleep Out team by clicking here.

-Check out CH's Sleep Out site for more information on this excellent cause as well.

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Episode 29 Part Seven: It's So Hard To Say Goodbye

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" In this final installment of the spookiest episode of the year, the guys decide to talk about video games!! But they've been going at it for hours now, so get ready for some hardcore drunkenness.

In this episode, CraigMakk explains why he really hates video game cheaters, or just Fortnite….or possibly both(?); Serious Jest does his absolute best "The Count" impression, and you're going to love it; plus you'll hear an in-depth breakdown of killing zombies in Days Gone; learn about the FaZe Jarvis banning heard round the playground; and hear some Serious (Jest) Talk about Life, Death, and Love that will break your heart. Plus don't forget about the beers, because they certainly won't. So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" They came, they saw, they kicked the internet's ass.

Beer(s) of the Show

Listermann Brewing Company's Untitled Art Wisconsin Stout

Brotherton IPA

Live from the FanCave!!!

-Even though this is the last episode, it doesn't have to end. Join the LftMC Discord server by clicking here and join in the fun every day!

-Want to learn more about the FaZe Jarvis lifetime ban story? Click here to find out more.

- Click here to show some love to Serious Jest's never forgotten English Bulldog, Ariel.

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Episode 29 Part Six: Smoke 'Em If Ya Got 'Em

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" As this epic post-Halloween adventure continues, the boys find themselves lost in the weeds....sorry, that was terrible.

In this episode, CraigMakk comes clean on his weedless lifestyle; Serious Jest continue to taunt CraigMakk with "music that sucks in a way;" be prepared to learn a ton about the legalization of weed and what to look for when out looking to make a purchase; learn how cannabis providers are using terms to ruin your buzz; find out what the guys think about pop rap these days; and listen to the guys test one another's ability to remember and describe a beer while blindfolded. You may be surprised by the outcome. So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" Once these guys start drinking, it's time to be afraid....be very afraid.

Notes from the FanCave!!!

-As always, feel free to join in the debauchery over at the ManCave Discord server, where you can interact with the guys and even share beer ideas (if that's what you're into)
- Form your own opinion as to whether Doja Cat is mostly just hot and not a good singer/rapper at all, a great singer/rapper who is also hot, or  somewhere in-between by checking out her video, "Juicy".

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Episode 29 Part Five: Always Room for One More Shots!

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" As this monstrous episode continues, you'll have an epic guest host to describe what happens when craft brewers and their fans stop being polite, and start getting real.

In this episode, CraigMakk describes his aspiration to eventually become Serious Jest 1.5: the upgraded model; Serious Jest explains why he has absolutely no time for "F*@k-
F!*k" games in his life these days; and the guys bring on Special Guest Host, More Shots (aka Mr. Michigan, aka Biltmore Schottenheimer, aka Shotzie, aka El Shotzarino, aka Jedi Master Moradine Shotsoodoo) to talk about how craft beer drinkers project their personal issues on the craft brew community, often for the worse; you'll also hear a professor-level deep dive into Founders' recent legal and social issues; a legitimate debate about the importance of social media (both positively and negatively) regarding craft brewers; and learn which breweries you should stay away from, lest you be deemed a horrible, terrible racist by all your pretentious beer snob friends. And all this while sipping a mixed drink?! What the hell is happening to these guys? So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" Because no matter who wins this argument, we lose.

Mixed Drink of the Show: 
Not Completely Disgusting Half-Assed Moscow Mule
with Crabbie's Spiced Orange Ginger Beer

Notes from the FanCave!!!

- As always, join the the rest of the crew as they talk about everything under the sun over on their Discord server. Who knows? Maybe you'll even get on the show someday!

- For more info on the entire Founder's fiasco, it's recommended that you head over here.

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Episode 29 Part Four: SAY WORD?!?

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" As this episode continues, the penalty beer makes it's triumphant return again, and no matter who wins, we all lose. God damn, that shit is terrible.

In this episode, CraigMakk cements his future second career in complex beer naming; Serious Jest confronts the dangers of chasing euphoria through the use of Carolina Reaper (it may be time for an intervention); you'll also get to listen to the guys workshop a brand new game, live on the air (as all professional podcasters do); learn how definitively NOT to say "Say Word!" around Serious Jest; come to the realization that more often than not, truth is stranger than fiction (at least in the ManCave); and uncover some absolutely tremendous beers, both in taste and in name. So sit back, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" Because on the Internet, no one can hear you scream.

Beer(s) of the Show

River Horse Jersey Mist Double IPA

Troeg's Mad Elf Ale

Penalty Beer(s) of the Show

Crabbie's Spiced Orange Alcoholic Ginger Beer

Budweiser Jim Beam Copper Lager

Notes from the ManCave!!!

-As always, if you want to join in the fun, join our Discord server by clicking here.

-Never saw we don't deliver on our promises. Here's one of the best pictures we could find of one of the greatest named beers of all time. Enjoy, and let us know in Discord if you ever find it.

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Episode 29 Part Three: Bane of our Existence

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" In part three of this spooooooky Halloween celebration episode, a game of Clue takes place. Unfortunately, Serious Jest was killed with the Ghost Pepper Sauce in the ManCave.

In this episode, CraigMakk markets his brand new "I'm not the Big Dick on the Podcast anymore!" t-shirt; Serious Jest finally reaches true douchebag, I mean connoisseur, status in the world of hot sauces; and both guys gleefully celebrate the rise and fall of a certain couple of showrunners. You also listen while they nerd out about the multiverse of Spider-Man; shudder with fear with the knowledge that Amazon has the quality of your local crappy Farmer's Market; hear all about how Joker dropped the crowbar on Deadpool; and much, much more, all while drinking some quality beers. So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" Just don't look behind you!

Hot Sauce of the Show

Pure Carolina Reaper Hot Sauce

Notes from the ManCave!!!

- Want to hear more of this insanity, and even join in the conversation? Join our Discord server over here, but don't say we didn't warn you.

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Episode 29 Part Two: Attack of the Ghost Pepper!

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" As Episode 29 continues, the guys proclaim their new status as life partners for all to hear...and celebrate by burning their tongues off.

In this episode, you'll hear CraigMakk's incredible ineptitude at all things related to Human Resources; Double Down Jest proves that he is a habitual and chronic line-crosser; listen to the guys talk about leaving their families for model trains; experience an outstandingly comprehensive review of all things Bane Haunted House and their Escape Rooms, VR events, and Zombie Apocalypse (honest to God they're not sponsors!); hear somehow the guys find a way to shit on Jump Into the Light for no reason at all; and listen in fear as the guys try to torture their taste buds with some delicious yet devilishly spicy hot sauces. Plus you'll certainly get to check out some awesome beers. So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" It'll scare your socks off!

Beer(s) of the Show:

Bolero Snort Moountie Cherrywood Smoked Brown Ale

Troeg's Mad Elf

Hot Sauce(s) of the Show:

Southwest Specialty Foods Ass Kickin' Pure Jalapeno Hot Sauce

Pure Habanero Hot Sauce

Pure Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce

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Episode 29 Part One: We're Here for the Boos

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" This is a very special and SPOOOOOOOOKY Halloween episode, and the guys find a reason to play a bunch of drinking games. And none of those reasons are crippling alcoholism....we think.

In this episode, CraigMakk tries his hardest to move the show along in the face of the natural disaster that is his co-host; Serious Jest doubles down on spooking his co-host out; and both guys compose a spoken love letter to their favorite Halloween company of all time, Tavour! Get ready to learn all about some crazy beers you've probably never tried, all while the guys celebrate Halloween in a way that only the ManCave can do. So strap in, grab a beer, and welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" BOOOOGEDY BOOOOOOO!!

Beer of the Show:

Westbrook Mexican Cake Imperial Stout

Notes from the ManCave!!!

-If you want to join us for more live talk from the ManCave, check out our Discord server over here. It's definitely worth your time.

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Live from the MCU!!! Episode Six: FEAR the Banana Hammock

Welcome back to "Live from the MCU!!!" The Villains get a day off...and boy, is the whole world going to pay for their vacation policy. One thing is for sure, no one else finds them as funny as they do right now. SERPENSORTIA!!

In this episode, CraigMakk finds that he picked a really bad day to stop drinking; Serious Jest absolutely hits his RP'ing stride when talking about a) dildo hallucinations and/or b) his dick; GM Jim Sardonic welcomes the world premiere of his new buddy, Sidekick BotJim; and shit literally hits the fan when these two "SuperVillains" decide to take some PTO from their day job. Prepare to order a whole shitload of new "Live from the ManCave!!!" t-shirts after this one; learn how differently the guys handle compliments; uncover the painful truth that no one cares about the story in a porno (or an RPG); listen to their very own Amazing Fantasy #5, the spectacular birth of Florida Man; and much, much more. All while finding out about some pretty crazy drinks. So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and just start beating it and see what happens in "Live from the MCU!!!" 

Drink(s) of the Show:

Wells Banana Bread Beer

Japanese Plum Gekkeikan Saki

Orange Ass-Water (don't ask)

Notes from the ManCave!!!

-Want to find out more about what these lunatics are talking about? Join their Discord server here and you can join in the conversation!

-Want to find out where you can find a local Tabletop RPG group of your own? You too can be fighting with dildos soon by clicking on RPG TableFinder!

-Check out Tavour to find out how to get access to some truly outrageous beers. Don't forget to use the referral code "448136" to get $10 off your first order!

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Cave of Thrones S8Ep6 Part 6: BONUS SHOTS!

Note: This episode was moved to the "Notes from the ManCave" section of Part 5 over here if you are interested in listening to a lost part of the episode. 

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" for what is promised to be the last time. Even in a world where magic thrives, power is everything, and kings and queens battle for control, nothing is certain. And when you play the Game of Reaper, you win or you die.

In this very special bonus episode, you get a chance to peak behind the curtain in the back of the ManCave. CraigMakk, Serious Jest, and (Former) Intern Wacker were having an incredible discussion about the final minutes of the season finale...until they realized they had a Kingslayer of their own hidden in their midst. The (Grim) Reaper betrayed them, and all of Jest's comments were destroyed in a blaze of dragonfire (which means his mic was broken). But the conversations were enlightening enough that we thought it might be enjoyable for you to try and figure it all out for yourself. So take a listen as the three guys discuss retroactive storytelling as a crutch; cower in terror from Grey Worm Unleashed; educate yourself on how to determine who has the best claim in a world where words matter (but not as much as you might hope); pontificate on the nature of honor versus duty and the ramifications thereof; discover who the true villains of Game of Thrones really were; deliberate over successful versus failed redemption arcs; learn alongside the hosts about the true definition of an oligarchy; agonize over the pure and total loss of character agency at the eleventh hour; debate on how to choose political appointees in this antebellum world; laugh alongside some Westerosi jokes; and listen to Serious Jest's brand new voice, courtesy of one monster machine known as the (Grim) Reaper.

The new world order is upon us, and the future of the ManCave doesn't seem to bode well if this is any example. So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to a very special (and definitely final) episode of "Cave of Thrones!!!" while you still can.

Notes from the ManCave!!!

- Click here if you are interested in joining our office LftMC Discord server, where you can chat with all three of the guys about Game of Thrones (or anything else, for that matter) anytime you want. Wacker promises to check more often now.

- Find out more about the specifics behind the term "oligarchy" to learn how all three of the guys were mostly right by clicking here.

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Cave of Thrones!!! S8Ep6 Part 5: And Now Your Watch Has Ended

Welcome back to the series finale of "Cave of Thrones!!!" You may need some (Cave of) Therapy to get through this one, but don't worry....your boys are here to help you through the final hate-watching.

In this episode, CraigMakk tries his hardest to sound like a legit craft beer connoisseur to impress Jest; Serious Jest practices for his upcoming Netflix comedy special entitled "Dad Jokes Galore!;" plus you'll learn about the all-new GOT spin-off show, "Grumpkin's & Snark's Watch, Alaskan Outpost Edition;" find out what is CraigMakk's favorite "Live from the ManCave!!!" t-shirt of all time; get a deeper understanding of why you may not want to book any travel to Naath anytime soon; hear the guys debate whether or not Brienne got punked in the end or if Jaime deserved his "happy ending;" find out how a showrunner can change popular opinion simply by warging into the audience; get a stern reminder of why Serious Jest despises Sana so much; and much, much more, all while closing the final chapter on the Cave of Thrones series of shows. Oh, and they'll definitely get a little buzzed on some high-quality beers & ciders.

So sit back, grab yourself a beer (and a box of tissues), and welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" for the final time!

Notes from the ManCave!!!

-Check out our Discord server over here, where you can discuss all things "Game of Thrones" if you are still so inclined.

-Click here to learn more about which glasses are best for different types of beer, if you're into that sort of thing.

-Want to know more about those bullshit Sam Adams glasses? Check this link out. Or this one about its lack of trademark-ability. Or this one from Forbes that shows it's really all about making beer drinkers consume beer faster. But some people do tend to see some benefits with certain beers, such as this guy, so who really knows?
-Any interest in listening to the lost part of this episode, where Jest's mic crapped out leading to a conversation between a former intern, a co-host, and a teacher from Peanuts? Check out the "Cutting Room Floor" version over here.

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Cave of Thrones S8Ep6 Part 4: OH WORD?!?!

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" The night is almost over, the sun is rising, your watch is nearly over, and holy crap, is this a friggin' long episode of the show!!!

In this episode, CraigMakk learns an unfortunate potential misunderstanding regarding his podcast's name 10 years too late; Serious Jest tells you why he likes Skittles so much (SPOILER ALERT!!!: It's not what you think); plus you'll learn why No Doubt's "Don't Speak" should've referred to Tyrion; learn how Grey Worm makes decisions without a wifey to bounce ideas off; hear how good show-runners should know the difference between "the best story of anyone in the land" and "the most boring-ass story of any citizen in a fantasy world;" dive deep into political decision-making that is rarely deeper than "Yay" or "Nay;" relax while you listen to a professor-level lecture on the different types of cannabis available online; all while raising your awareness of some incredible-ass beers. Be careful, though...it's about to get Unsullied up in this piece. So sit back, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!"

Beer(s) of the Show: 

Serious Scrump Cider (11% ABV)

Broken Goblet Kili Black IPA (5.6% ABV, #285 out of 300 bottles brewed)

Notes from the FanCave!!!

- Join our Official Discord server by clicking here.

- Check out Tavour by clicking here.

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Cave of Thrones S8Ep6Pt3: A Westerosi Town Council Meeting

Welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!" You're in the Endgame now, kids. Well, almost. More like an hour plus long show only to advance the episode another six minutes. Whatever, the guys talk a lot. Like that's news to you.

In this episode, CraigMakk completely loses control over the beer in the ManCave; Serious Jest accidentally shares his deep love for queen-style necrophilia; and special guest (former) Intern Wacker is absolutely certain that Drogan ate his Mom as soon as he left the castle. Plus, get ready to learn whether or not dragons truly understand symbolism; figure out how much B&W needed "dat Star Wars money;" gain a deeper understanding of how to tell epic storytelling time jumps via scraggly beards; debate how easy it is for anyone to get into a Westerosi Town Council Meeting these days; and much, much more. At least there are all these killer beers to ease you into the oblivion of your post-Thrones life. Well, almost all of them are killer. Damn you, Wacker. So strap in, grab yourself a beer, and welcome back to "Cave of Thrones!!!"

Beer(s) of the Show: 

Six Point Citrus Jammer Gose

Adroit Theory Morpheus Hazy Imperial IPA (courtesy of Tavour)

Lagunitas IPA 

Special Guest Beer courtesy of (former) Intern Wacker

Notes from the ManCave!!!

-Check out our Discord server over here so you can join in all the fun and tell us what you think about Game of Thrones or anything else!

- Check out Tavour and use the referral code "448136" to get $10 off your first crate of beer!

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